Friday, March 18, 2016

Captain's Log, USS Homestead (732)

Captain's log. Stardate 3.12.2016. 
The wife and I caught a glimpse of the largest sciurid in its geographical range.  Our gardens dreaded foe, the woodchuck also known as: Chuck, Wood-shock, Groundpig, Whistler, Thickwood Badger, Canada Marmot, Monax, Moonack, Weenusk, and the Red Monk .  Disturbing he made his first appearance of the season ahead of official Spring.

Captain's log, supplemental.  
We'll immediately implement counter measures.  I must take action on my own judgement.  To capture and detain this creature before more delicious homegrown veggies are destroyed.

Well, "shut the front door!

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