To-Do List

The Food Pyramid

And living in East Tennessee!

More Than One

Y’all know this to be true…

The List

Take That!

Hahaha!

Welcome To Mays Earth Sign!

For those of you that are into horoscopes, here's one for you - 

As an additional PSA from yours truly, this advice extends WELL beyond May!

Can You Dig It?!

True Story!

So sue me...

A Bit Abrasive...

So So Weird!

Squeeze It!

It's awful hard to argue with this logic I tell yeah!

Just make sure you have consent, if you're the one giving...

Tis Empty

Phone A Friend

💩

Where'd The Middle Syllable Go?

Phonetic spelling, crass and unsophisticated, maybe it was a bad telephone connection when calling to place the order or simply a common pronunciation in some places  -

Which do you prefer - Greg-o-ry (3 syllables) or Grey-ry (2 syllables)?

Welcome to the South!

Roof Teeth

Wholly, Tennessee icicles Batman 🦇 -

It’s colder than a moonshine popsicle in a freezer full of regret 🥶

These Are Draining...

Seems witty restaurant bathroom pictures are a thing here in East Tennessee -

Another local cultural change I need to get accustomed to...

Breathe

I overthink, therefore I am… exhausted -

Oh, Bowl NOT The Bowl...

I took the below picture after finishing my lunch at the Olde Towne Pancake House the other afternoon -

For a quick moment I didn't know what to do.  I had two plates and NO bowl!!  Surely they weren't suggesting what popped into my head?!?! The urge to bolt hit me but I had yet to pay my tab, so that option would have to wait. That's when the waitress appeared carrying two bowls of soup for the booth next to me and then the light dawned on marble head (me).

Sure seemed a bit inappropriate but I get it now, PHEW

Nuff Said!

I Can't

I've tried but my vibe recently -