To the conductor of the 3:30AM train that just roared by, I hope you get the foreskin of your willy stuck in the zipper of your trousers!!
“How’d you get the beans above the frank?!” - from the 1998 comedy There’s Something About Mary
Was it really necessary, at that time of night, to lay on the whistle like you did, twice?!
Not only did you blow that darn thing SO flipp’n long to wake up the dead but you also woke up every sleeping dog in the area who are now barking incessantly, GRR
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